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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 23 Sep 2010, 20:20

badbanana wrote:I'd be okay with the witness protection folks placing me in a New York crime family.


http://twitter.com/badbanana/status/25331016274

Me too! :lol:
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 28 Sep 2010, 22:33

http://uk.gear.ign.com/articles/112/1123976p1.html
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 28 Sep 2010, 23:39

Yes who needs women when I can have that! :lol:
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 28 Sep 2010, 23:48

LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 28 Sep 2010, 23:49

However, I can see where it would haves its erm, "uses" - long distance relationships maybe?
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 28 Sep 2010, 23:52

I am a bit worried about the male tool there though: I sure hope it cannot be remotely controlled too well, because it looks like a tool that could cut off (extremely long and full bodied) things.
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 28 Sep 2010, 23:53

Oh man I'm dying here LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby Joste » 28 Sep 2010, 23:56

Do you think it comes in various sizes? (no pun intended)
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 28 Sep 2010, 23:56

I am only referring to vegetables of course:
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So yes the size varies.
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby viking60 » 29 Sep 2010, 00:05

It could be used for this too I guess:
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 29 Sep 2010, 01:55

OMFG!!! ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Comedy stuff

Postby dedanna1029 » 07 Oct 2010, 17:17

The little angel on my shoulder just joined forces with the little devil on my other shoulder. This should be good.
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