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Fortune

Posted: 04 Sep 2010, 02:30
by dedanna1029
I kinda like this little proggy. :) Have for ages.

X windows:
The ultimate bottleneck.
Flawed beyond belief.
The only thing you have to fear.
Somewhere between chaos and insanity.
On autopilot to oblivion.
The joke that kills.
A disgrace you can be proud of.
A mistake carried out to perfection.
Belongs more to the problem set than the solution set.
To err is X windows.
Ignorance is our most important resource.
Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.
Built to fall apart.
Nullifying centuries of progress.
Falling to new depths of inefficiency.
The last thing you need.
The defacto substandard.

Elevating brain damage to an art form.
X windows.


This one really shows where some people's minds are (and aren't!):
<@scrabble> [Lettres tirées] - E N X U L S Z C M I - (trouvez le mot de plus long avec ces lettres)

<engez> sex

<mat> cul

<kyky> linux


Post the ones you think are good here. :tux5:

Edit: @Viking, I couldn't find the Family Guy one in yaourt - is it not anywhere? Thanks!

Re: Fortune

Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 16:48
by dedanna1029

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$ fortune
Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's
beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning
them at birth.

Re: Fortune

Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 18:23
by viking60
I can't find familyguy either. It used to be there some years ago but not anymore. I guess it has to do with the fact that the content is copyrighted. :S AND WE WANT OPEN SOURCE :!:
Bad request there dedanna :naughty:

Re: Fortune

Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 18:38
by dedanna1029
Well, so's Star Wars, Dune, and a lot of the others that are there.

Re: Fortune

Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 23:57
by viking60
Hm yes - In that case familyguy is just not there :think:

Re: Fortune

Posted: 19 Jan 2011, 22:52
by dedanna1029

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:) fortune
   "Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
   "Whattaya need?"
   "Oh, about $500."
   "Whattaya got for collateral?"
   "Whattaya need?"
   "How about an eye?"
      -- Sam Giancana


:mrgreen:

Re: Fortune

Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 01:04
by dedanna1029
Wanda The Fish a.k.a. Fortune wrote:Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.

Re: Fortune

Posted: 29 Jan 2011, 01:31
by viking60
:lol: