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neH Haghbe' tlhIngan wa' mavanglaH
SIv 'oH figure 'ar nuvpu'

gnuuser wrote:neH Haghbe' tlhIngan wa' mavanglaH
SIv 'oH figure 'ar nuvpu'

Yup

I would have said it if you didn't

translation :
how about klingon just for the fun of it
just had to lighten the day a bit.
my own excursions in different languages extends to a few words on a few languages (probably enough to get me in trouble if anything)

mostly asking for assistance of dr. or police

As an avid Star Trek fan, should know better. If I hear it might pick it up. Never read Klingonese before

just for the hell of it here's a few klingon insults and their translations

Suq ego worth ass SoH pup jIHvaD naDevvo' yIghoS
(is your ego worth the ass kicking you'll get for pissing me off)

qatlh ghIch Doq 'ej wovbe' (why is your nose brown)

vIlegh rur shit nob jIH (do i look like i give a shit)

chaH Dapon 'e' yI yab ruq 'ej jatDaj mach neH DaHutlh'a'
(did you just have a major brain fart)

vaj naQ shit 'ej QuQ rur ruq 'ej jatDaj mach He' tlhuH
(your so full of shit that your breath smells like a fart)

ha whats comical is a few people wanted a pronunciation guide for it
I just told them pronounce as written but enunciate each syllable forcefully and any word with difficult letters is syllabic in nature
for example: qatlh ghIch Doq 'ej wovbe' (why is your nose brown)
pronounced qatlh=cat-leh, ghlch- gah-lik, doq= doke, ej= edge, wovbe= wove-bay
spoken spaced out and forcefully people may not understand what you are saying
but no doubt they will know your speaking klingon