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Fortune

Postby dedanna1029 » 04 Sep 2010, 02:30

I kinda like this little proggy. :) Have for ages.

X windows:
The ultimate bottleneck.
Flawed beyond belief.
The only thing you have to fear.
Somewhere between chaos and insanity.
On autopilot to oblivion.
The joke that kills.
A disgrace you can be proud of.
A mistake carried out to perfection.
Belongs more to the problem set than the solution set.
To err is X windows.
Ignorance is our most important resource.
Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.
Built to fall apart.
Nullifying centuries of progress.
Falling to new depths of inefficiency.
The last thing you need.
The defacto substandard.

Elevating brain damage to an art form.
X windows.


This one really shows where some people's minds are (and aren't!):
<@scrabble> [Lettres tirées] - E N X U L S Z C M I - (trouvez le mot de plus long avec ces lettres)

<engez> sex

<mat> cul

<kyky> linux


Post the ones you think are good here. :tux5:

Edit: @Viking, I couldn't find the Family Guy one in yaourt - is it not anywhere? Thanks!
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Re: Fortune

Postby dedanna1029 » 06 Sep 2010, 16:48

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$ fortune
Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's
beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning
them at birth.
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
No gods, no masters.
"A druid is by nature anarchistic, that is, submits to no one."
http://uk.druidcollege.org/faqs.html

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Re: Fortune

Postby viking60 » 06 Sep 2010, 18:23

I can't find familyguy either. It used to be there some years ago but not anymore. I guess it has to do with the fact that the content is copyrighted. :S AND WE WANT OPEN SOURCE :!:
Bad request there dedanna :naughty:
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Re: Fortune

Postby dedanna1029 » 06 Sep 2010, 18:38

Well, so's Star Wars, Dune, and a lot of the others that are there.
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
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Re: Fortune

Postby viking60 » 06 Sep 2010, 23:57

Hm yes - In that case familyguy is just not there :think:
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Re: Fortune

Postby dedanna1029 » 19 Jan 2011, 22:52

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:) fortune
   "Hey, Sam, how about a loan?"
   "Whattaya need?"
   "Oh, about $500."
   "Whattaya got for collateral?"
   "Whattaya need?"
   "How about an eye?"
      -- Sam Giancana


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I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
No gods, no masters.
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http://uk.druidcollege.org/faqs.html

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Re: Fortune

Postby dedanna1029 » 29 Jan 2011, 01:04

Wanda The Fish a.k.a. Fortune wrote:Even moderation ought not to be practiced to excess.
I'd rather be a free person who fears terrorists, than be a "safe" person who fears the government.
No gods, no masters.
"A druid is by nature anarchistic, that is, submits to no one."
http://uk.druidcollege.org/faqs.html

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Re: Fortune

Postby viking60 » 29 Jan 2011, 01:31

:lol:
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